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Поздравляем: Juli_Kundera (30)

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TWO CRAPS:
Two craps, swallow the come, spit twice in the field.
Two crap aces, the pingers.
2 craps, a pair of ace-holes.
ACES, RAT'S EYES SNAKE EYES, POST HOLES , BIRD BALLS , ACES IN BOTH PLACES - A SPOT AND A DOT - BABY CRAP - CRAPETTE - CRAPUS MINIMUS - DOUBLE THE BUBBLE - DIMPLES - PAIR OF NIPPLES


THREE CRAPS:
Three craps, the middle
3 crap 3, two on one means you got a party!
3 crap acey deucey, juicy lucy swallows the cum and spits in the field!
Tree craps tree!
THREE CRAPS ACE CAUGHT A DEUCE, NO USE!
"WINNER ON THE DARK SIDE - THREE CRAPS THREE, THE INDICATOR
SMALL ACE DEUCE, CAN'T PRODUCE
THE OTHER SIDE OF ELEVEN'S TUMMY
ACE,/TREY, THE COUNTRY WAY
DIVORCE ROLL, COME UP, SINGLE
TWO/ONE, SON OF A GUN
CRAP AND A HALF - FLIP SIDE 'O YO
three craps: the old one two, ace duce
three craps, two pips and a ho


FOUR
Hard four that's pretty poor if that's all u got I show u the door (Girls call)
Double deuce!
Shake your tu tu's!
TWO SPOTS AND TWO DOTS
ACE/TREY THE EASY WAY


FIVE
Five no field five, came 3-2 the waitress roll
The point is five to stay alive!
5 fever 5 , four ho's and a pimp !
FIVE FEVER - FEVER DICE -
AFTER FIVE, THE FIELD'S ALIVE -
THIRTY TWO JUICE ROLL (OJ'S NUMBER)
FIVER, FIVER
FIN TO WIN
FIELDLESS FIVE -


SIX
Six, easy
6 hard 6, the national average!
Six, six, sister hicks.
Six, six, that new bitch dealer got this job by sucking dicks!
Six hard, hard sex (kinda slur there)...a little hard sex is always a good thing.
Six easy...easy sex (again, slur)...a little casual six never hurt anyone.
SIX, LIKE A BLUE CHIP STOCK -
PAIR -0-TREYS -
COLOMBIAN BREAKFAST, TWO WHITE LINES -


SEVEN
7 winner front line take the don'ts pay the line and give it too him in the behind..........
Winner 7 front line, work 'em, jerk 'em, spank 'em, thank 'em!
FIVE/TWO, YOU'RE ALL THROUGH -
SIX/ACE, THE END OF THE RACE -
FRONT LINE WINNER, BACK LINE SKINNER -
"SIX/ONE, YOU'RE ALL DONE -
CINCO DOSE, ADIEUS
THREE/FOUR, NOW WE'RE POOR -
THREE/FOUR, WE'VE LOST THE WAR
SIX/ACE, YOU LOST THE RACE
SIX/ACE, IN YOUR FACE
THREE/FOUR, NO MORE
FOUR/THREE, WOE IS ME !
THREE/FOUR, NOW WE'RE POOR
DOESN'T MATTER, DOESN'T MATTER, DOESN'T MATTER....SEVEN OUT!
SEVEN OUT! .....PARTY OVER!
OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Seven awaaaaay
Seven out, line away. Better luck sir, get the fuck out of here , mumble, mumble


EIGHT
8 easy 8, ladies better to get ate easy than to not get ate at all.
EIGHT A SQUARE PAIR LIKE MOM AND DAD - OZZIE AND HARRIET - DONNY AND MARIE
THE WINDOWS
EIGHTER FROM DECATUR


NINE
Nina niner, tie her up, gag and bind her
Nine, Nina Niner Wine and Dine her, 69er, Don't date a miner with green eyeliner
Nine Nine...German Birth Control
Nine, nine, nine naughty Audie nine
9 - center field 9...it's the size of mine!
Nine, nine, nine in the field she cried!
OCEAN LINER NINER -
NINA FROM PASADENA -
WHAT SHOT JESSE JAMES? A FORTY-FIVE
RIGHT IN THE CENTER FOR YOUR BETTING CONVENIENCE


TEN
Hard ten the girl's best friend
Ten, Ten, The Big Hard Ten, Ten on End Ten, Ten in the Field Ten, The BIG HARD TEN IN HER END TEN.
10 hard 10, the zipper ripper, the pocket rocket.
Hard ten, a ladies delight!
10 hard ten, a ladies best friend!
PAIR OF SUNFLOWERS
THE BIG ONE ON THE END
TWO STARS FROM MARS
SIXTY-FOUR AND OUT THE DOOR
FIFTY-FIVE TO STAY ALIVE
SEVENTY-THREE, YOU'LL NEVER SEE -


ELEVEN
Yo levine the dance hall queen..........Ah shit, Dummy up and deal the game!
Yo Eleven: it's not my eleven its yo eleven, she fields good as she comes.


TWELVE CRAPS:
12 crap, biggest pair we can legally show you without an adult entertainment license.
12 craps, it's crap unless you're betting on it!
12 craps, swallow the come n bang her twice in the field!
ALL THE SPOTS WE GOT
OUTSTANDING IN YOUR FIELD
DOUBLE SAW ON BOX CARS
A WHOLE LOTTA CRAP
ALL THE CRAP THERE IS
THE MOTHER OF ALL CRAP
CRAPUS MAXIMUS
Twelve craps: all the spots or dots) on the rocks, craps to the max, six. Six well all be rich. Triple the nipple
This one I started at an unnamed boat in Indiana outside of Chicago. I will remain anonymous, but those who know me know about it. "12 craps twelve hard twelve the Hedgehog" - in homage to Ron Jeremy, porn legend, and owner of a big tool. You can say it at a table cause it goes over everybody's head except the dealers, and a female box person won't catch on, and when they do, they feel more embarrassed that they know about it.



MISCELLANEOUS
(asking for props) "anyone have a hard 10 ??"
(turning over improperly placed bet).......big one on the bottom........just like sex
(waiting for that damn late prop better) Anyone else while I'm bent over???
(someone throws in money and yells "change")..........damn u sound like my ex husband (Stickman sneezes)...."Ahhh ahhh ...LAST SHOOTER!
"SIR, PLEASE HIT THE BACK WALL ..JUST LIKE WHEN HAVING SEX"
Hippity hop it's over the top
In the bank, not worth a wank. ( UK version )
Drop it down, there is only one thing that grows in your hand and it sure aint money.
Aint no good it's in the wood
After 7 out right after marking a point: "one roll, no butter"
on a cold table "cold, cold, ice cold lemonade"
One hand on the dice, just like the shower please.
Over the rail and down the trail, to grandmother's house we go.
NO ROLL ON THE FLOOR, BUT WE GOT SOME MORE
COMING OUT, GET YOUR CRAPS CHECQUES, WHEAT CHECQUES, RICE CHECQUES...
"Coming out craps, eleven, any seven." "Alright folks, everyone make a bet you can be proud of...................Then put something right next to it for yourself!"
"OK folks, coming out, new selection, new direction, New erection, use protection, Yukkie lung Yadie shooting"
HIT THE MONEY AND WENT FUNNY
IN THE WOOD - NO GOOD
SAME BONE FOR THE GROAN
IN THE CEDAR - CAN'T READ 'ER
SAME DIE FOR THIS GUY
TOO HIGH TO QUALIFY
ONE DOWN, LOOK AROUND
CUT THE CRAP, GET TO THE POINT
ONE DOT UNDERSHOT
FASTEN YOUR SEATBELTS, WE HAVE A WOMAN DRIVER
NO DRINKING AND DRIVING (PUT THE DRINK DOWN AND SHOOT)
TWO HANDS ON THE WHOPPER, ONE ON THE DICE
NO ROLL ON THE FLOOR, BUT WE GOT SOME MORE
ONE DOLLAR'S WORTH OF CRAP
C'MON SHOOTER, THIS GAME IS POINTLESS
YOU ROLL 'EM, WE TOLE 'EM ONE DOT OVERSHOT (UNDERSHOT)
Die in the bank.. no go it's in the dough, it's in the money that's not funny
For two die outside: "The O.J. roll , Two Die outside"
Ahh hell, it's in the rail
(both die out) paradise lost
(die out) oh no! where'd it go, oh shit it's in the pit


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